Sep 30 2014

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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Sep 30 2014
You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

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Sep 30 2014
Hi Res

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Sep 30 2014

someone-somewheree:

gen-tan:

xeduo:

welcome-foolishmortals:

This is going on my tumblr again.

every october

and some of the months in-between

I get it…

when the one ghost turns his head AWW HAHABAHABH<3

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Sep 30 2014

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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Sep 30 2014
asian:

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

i want it

asian:

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

i want it

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Sep 30 2014
prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

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Sep 30 2014
Hi Res
sexyguykai:


autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

sexyguykai:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

is nobody going to notice the girl crying in the back?

(via sarahisntgold)

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Sep 30 2014

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Sep 30 2014
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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A  L  L    H  A  I  L    T  H  E    C  Y  B  E  R  F  I  S  H  

Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader &amp; still do not know that i am a robot.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

spacedyke:

ultrafacts:

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Day 51:  They have accepted me as their leader & still do not know that i am a robot.

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